MERCYFUL FATE...

SO YESTERDAY I DECIDED THAT I WANTED TO GO VISIT A FRIEND THAT LIVED ON A TOWN NEXT TO MINE. SO I DID WHAT ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD HAVE DONE: I TOOK A BUS (MY CAR HAS BEEN IN A SHIT HOLE CALLED THE MECHANIC FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS BECAUSE SOME BASTARD DECIDED TO CRASH MY CAR WHILE I WAS DRIVING, THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS NEVER FINISH UP THE JOB, THE MECHANIC NOT THE CRAZY DRIVER) SO THE BUS YEAH WHAT DID THAT SHITY OLD THING DO, TURNS OUT THEIR WAS A LEAK ON THE ENGINE AND IT STARTED LOSING OIL. SO HALF WAY THERE THE BUSDRIVER STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND WE ALL (PASSENGERS) WERE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED, I FOR ONE SENSED SOME SMOKE QUICKLY GOT OFF..EVERYONE WAS LIKE I GOT TO GET THERE ON TIME I GOT BUSINESS THERE BLAH BLAH BLAH I JUST PUT ON ACDC ON MY FUKING IPOD AND TRIED TO READ LIPS TO SEE HOW LONG I HAD TO WAIT. THEY FIRST TOLD US IT WAS ABOUT AN HOUR, YEAH RIGHT FUCKING BULLSHIT THATS WHAT IT WAS..I WAITED 2 HOURS AND A HALF LISTENING TO MY FREAKING IPOD UNTIL ANOTHER BUS CAME A SMALLER ONE WHICH DIDNT HAVE A BATHROOM. SO WHEN THEY WERE EXCHANGING THE LUGGAGE FROM ONE TO THE OTHER I TELL THE "SMALL BUS" DRIVER THAT I WILL GO TO THE "BIG BUS'S BATHROOM" HE SAYS YEAH SURE GO RIGHT AHEAD..
SO I GO IN AND PII SO FAST AND WHILE I WAS PIING I KEPT THINKING SHIT THEY ARE SO GOING TO LEAVE Y HURLED OUT OF THE BATHROOM HURRIED BACK OUT AND THE "SMALL BUS" WAS JUST TAKING OFF.. THANK GOD THE OTHER FAT DRIVER SAW ME AND TAPPED ON THE BACK OF BUS BEFORE IT TOOK OFF.. AS I GET IN THE BUS I TELL THE DRIVER I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM ASSHOLE AND HE SAID SHIT MAN I FORGOT AND WAS LIKE IT WAS TO MINUTES AGO FUCKING SHIT... SO YEAH A FUCKING MERCYFUL FATE..RIGHT?